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Man accused of urinating on boy at park in St. Clair Shores
St. Clair Shores — A 7-year-old boy said a man urinated on his shoulder last week in a men’s restroom at the Grosse Pointe Woods Lake Front Park pool.
The suspect about 3 p.m. Thursday approached the boy with the zipper of his shorts open and his penis exposed, St. Clair Shores police officials said. He called the boy’s attention to his genital area before urinating on the boy’s shoulder, police said.
The youngster was facing a urinal when the man urinated on him, police said.
After the incident, the boy told his grandmother what had happened, and she attempted to talk to the suspect, who left the area without saying anything, police said.
The park is located in St. Clair Shores but is open only to residents of Grosse Pointe Woods, police said.
Police said the suspect is described as a white man who was clean shaven with olive-colored skin. He had short hair and wore a University of Michigan baseball cap. He also wore a blue shirt and tan shorts.
Those with information can call St. Clair Shores police at (586) 445-5300.
Man Disguised With Wig Robs Bank
POSTED: Tuesday, May 4, 2010
UPDATED: 4:26 pm EDT May 4, 2010
CLINTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. — A Fifth Third Bank branch on Gratiot Avenue in Clinton Township was robbed Tuesday by a man wearing a wig and dark sunglasses.Clinton Township police said the man entered the bank around 9:30 a.m. and handed a teller a note that threatened to open fire.Police said the teller gave the man $3,000.A K-9 unit from the Macomb County Sheriff’s Office searched the area within minutes after the robbery but weren’t able to locate the man.Police have released a photo of the man from footage that a surveillance camera captured. Anyone who recognizes the man is asked to call the Clinton Township Police Department at 586-493-7840.The man is black, appears to be in his late 20s, 6 feet tall and around 250 pounds. He was wearing a flannel shirt over a sweatshirt that reads “Michigan” across it. He also had on a backwards green baseball hat. The wig was dreadlocks.
Man Exposes Himself At Saline Market
Updated: Saturday, 24 Apr 2010, 10:31 PM EDT
Published : Saturday, 24 Apr 2010, 5:45 PM EDT
myFOXDetroit.com Staff - Saline police are looking for a man who repeatedly exposed himself while shopping at a local store. The incidents happened at the Saline Busch’s Fresh Food Market earlier this month.
Employees contacted investigators after they saw the man drop his sweatpants and expose himself shortly after 9:00pm on April 10th. Police say the man bought something then exposed himself again in the check out lane.
